2022 Energy Update (Parody)

By Austin B. Hahn

This partial solar eclipse has resulted in many of you believing whatever the hell you hear or read. During this time, pay attention to any divine signs that you’re gullible and naïve. The universe is always sending us messages. Signs might include:

— Feeling like a fucking idiot for believing that you would meet your “twin flame” just because you read a random post on…